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PostPosted: 02 Oct 2008 20:51 
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I shall start!

Man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm , his wife is on the bed and he says - This is the pig i fuck when u have a headache.

Wife says: i think you'll find thats a sheep

guy says - i think ull find i was talking to the sheep

Continuez!


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I don't rape people, i just confront them with unwanted sexual uhmm stuff.

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PostPosted: 02 Oct 2008 21:41 
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Totally exhausted man jumps into the taxi:
- To the Berkeley Street 112, faast!!
- What's going on man? - the taxidriver asks.
- I've just found out that my wife is a hooker, I found this address and I'm gonna bust her. Faast!!!

The taxidriver takes max speed and after 5 mins. they are at the place.
- Ok, here is the money, but ithere's one more thing, Could You do me a favour?
- Shoot, what is it?
- The situation might be embarrasing if i go there. Could You go there instead of me, and when she shows up just grab her and bring her here?
- I don't know man...
- Here's 100$
- Ok, no problem.
- Her name is Maria, just bring her here.

The taxidriver leaves the car, one minute passes when he runs back with a girl on his shoulder. He opens the door, and throws her into the back seat.

- Damn m8, You've made a mistake - That's not my wife!!!!
- I know, It's mine, now I'm comming back for Yours...




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PostPosted: 08 Oct 2008 11:12 

rottenz made me laff, neltard... oh dear >.<
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PostPosted: 08 Oct 2008 11:15 
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both of em was good :lol:


“You know, life, life not all guessing games, Frog. Sometimes, we have to care about the friends, especially friends who love cookies; friends who love cookies so much, they play silly guessing games, because maybe, maybe just maybe a frog - a very handsome frog - who has cookie, will give best best friend – who no can live without cookies – give that best friend a cookie; but if friendship means nothing…” - Rossoman aka Cookie Monster :D
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PostPosted: 08 Oct 2008 14:55 
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Valendra wrote:
rottenz made me laff, neltard... oh dear >.<


gtfo, xrealmer!


Barnagma wrote:
I don't rape people, i just confront them with unwanted sexual uhmm stuff.

I've never been afraid of the highest heights
Or afraid of flying now
I've never been afraid of the wildest fights
Not afraid of dying
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