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 Post subject: I ROFL'ed my ass
PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 10:37 
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Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that. I am so sorry.

Elizabeth


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Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F*ck him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans. I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our asses off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,

Brad


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We are not some hippiegroup that hangs around in a random location (like BT) and talk about how much we love eachother
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the only hard thing they get down is my penis when i see their women.
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The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed.
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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 10:45 
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Revenge is indeed best served cold.


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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 12:02 
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Whee Free blowjobs tend to have downsides? hmmm something is wrong in this picture... ahhh i was the guy getting the candle lit up :)

hehe ROFL idd


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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 12:49 
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ahhh i was the guy getting the candle lit up :)

Wake up! Dream is over.


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Shockapple wrote:
We are not some hippiegroup that hangs around in a random location (like BT) and talk about how much we love eachother
Tails wrote:
the only hard thing they get down is my penis when i see their women.
Ghostcrawler wrote:
The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed.
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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 13:15 
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To Elizabeth: You just got served


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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 13:31 
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Aikara wrote:
To Elizabeth: You just got served

To Elizabeth: My phone number is 555-4567 :P


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Shockapple wrote:
We are not some hippiegroup that hangs around in a random location (like BT) and talk about how much we love eachother
Tails wrote:
the only hard thing they get down is my penis when i see their women.
Ghostcrawler wrote:
The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed.
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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 13:35 
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DarkS wrote:
To Elizabeth: My phone number is 555-4567 :P


Brad wrote:
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate.


To DarkS: Desperate?


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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 14:47 
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Keirador wrote:
DarkS wrote:
To Elizabeth: My phone number is 555-4567 :P


Brad wrote:
Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate.


To DarkS: Desperate?

Luckily not.


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Shockapple wrote:
We are not some hippiegroup that hangs around in a random location (like BT) and talk about how much we love eachother
Tails wrote:
the only hard thing they get down is my penis when i see their women.
Ghostcrawler wrote:
The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed.
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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 14:51 
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Extra chunky with gravy?


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PostPosted: 20 Feb 2007 14:54 
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Keirador wrote:
Extra chunky with gravy?

I have all the se... err love I need at home.


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Shockapple wrote:
We are not some hippiegroup that hangs around in a random location (like BT) and talk about how much we love eachother
Tails wrote:
the only hard thing they get down is my penis when i see their women.
Ghostcrawler wrote:
The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed.
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PostPosted: 21 Feb 2007 07:02 
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I love being a guy...


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I is Darks, me is SuPaH-FaShIoN worrier.
I'm playing this shit since USA beta. I only play warrior class cause all other classes are only for suckie gays.


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I'm working so there's no way I can be online now.

Once you go Darks, You can't to go back!

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Mock and make fun all you want. I find comfort in my faith.


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PostPosted: 21 Feb 2007 07:53 
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Kornem wrote:
I love a guy...

Fixed


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Shockapple wrote:
We are not some hippiegroup that hangs around in a random location (like BT) and talk about how much we love eachother
Tails wrote:
the only hard thing they get down is my penis when i see their women.
Ghostcrawler wrote:
The Arms warrior has pet names for all his weapons, while the Fury warrior shows up for battle drunk and half clothed.
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PostPosted: 21 Feb 2007 08:25 
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DarkS wrote:
Kornem wrote:
I love a guy...

Fixed

hehe :lol:


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Krytp - 80 Druid - screw that, SC2 BETA!
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PostPosted: 21 Feb 2007 17:22 
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i lol'd irl! :D


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PostPosted: 01 May 2007 14:03 
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/bump

Just because Bradistheshit!


DarkS wrote:
I is Darks, me is SuPaH-FaShIoN worrier.
I'm playing this shit since USA beta. I only play warrior class cause all other classes are only for suckie gays.


Crippel wrote:
I'm working so there's no way I can be online now.

Once you go Darks, You can't to go back!

Keirador wrote:
Mock and make fun all you want. I find comfort in my faith.


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vengeance is such a nice thing :twisted:

seriously cracked me up lol :D


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PostPosted: 10 Sep 2008 13:25 
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had forgotten this. and now I could enjoy it once more. happy times.


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lolomgroflpwnedkkthxbye!!!!


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i'll cut my penis off if more than half of it is true.

im gonna castrate myself with a stick...

mine is a lil bit smaller.

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omg, i have a new rank :O


Milka wrote:
i'll cut my penis off if more than half of it is true.

im gonna castrate myself with a stick...

mine is a lil bit smaller.

Hierty wrote:
Your theme is penis? In that case count neltarr in!
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